Zoe Baptiste - played by Jeannette Bayardelle
Hometown: Queens, NY.
Occupation: Super Star!
Words To Live By: "She is fierce!"
One Thing No One Knows About You: I secretly wish I was a flower.
Weirdest Gift You Have Received: A bedazzled pack of gum.
Describe Your Perfect Day: Doing naked couples yoga with Kevin.
Peace Or Freedom: Freedom: I can't be contained.
Kevin Bryant - played by Lawrence Stallings
Hometown: New York, NY.
Describe Your Perfect Day: Any day with Zoe.
Weirdest Gift You Have Received: Bandaids that smell like bacon-cheese fries.
Favorite Holiday: National Popcorn Day-so many flavors.
Favorite Charity: Anything that helps prevent the extinction of the Hawksbill Turtle.
Favorite Insult: "I know you're sorry, now try apologizing."
Dr. Julia - played by Joli Tribuzio
Hometown: The Bronx, NY.
Occupation: Therapist/Part-time, entertainer.
Favorite Holiday: Groundhog Day.
One Thing No One Knows About You: I am a member of the Peeps Fan Club.
Favorite Sitcom Character: Ralph Kramden.
Favorite Insult: "A pox on you and all of your ancestors."
Peace Or Freedom: The freedom to live peacefully! And the peace to enjoy that freedom!
Simone Bryant - played by Natasha Williams
Hometown: Fayetteville, North Carolina (before moving to New York).
Occupation: I am a middle school Math Teacher.
Wine, Weed, Or Water? I am water person. I never have smoked weed, I tried wine cause of Jesus but it just burns my chest. Now if Pepsi was on the list I would definitely taste that.
Celebrity Crush: I have a crush on Steve Harvey and President Obama and a small crush on Taye Diggs.
One Thing No One Knows About You: No one knows that I was a briefly a stripper in college.
Describe Your Perfect Day: I like to go sit by moving water, an ocean, a river, or a fall. It's free and its my favorite.
One Thing Everyone Knows About You: I know how to ride a motorcycle and kill and gut a pig/hog.
Todd - played by Nick Spangler
Hometown: Manhattan, NY.
Occupation: Too many to list; Fav: I dress up like Hobbes for children's birthday parties.
Favorite Insult: They still make you?!
Favorite Slang Term: "Weeerk!"
One Thing No One Knows About You: I was once engaged to a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.
Unusual Skill: I can speed type, 130 wpm.
Favorite Holiday: Halloween, I love dressing up.
Rhonda - played by Anastacia McCleskey
Hometown: Memphis, TN.
Occupation: Executive Assistant/Life Coach.
Wine, Weed, Or Water? None of that. Give me a good rack of ribs from Joe's BBQ and a glass of sparkling water. I'm set.
Unusual Skill: Can play the spoons.
Celebrity Crush: Idris Elba.
Weirdest Gift You Have Received: One of my co-workers thought they were being nice and brought me a jar of Spicy Beaver Balls. Ugh, white people. I would have settle for nothing.
Favorite Slang Term:"Step into your voice; get yah life together".
Mr. Thomas - played by Lee Summers
Hometown: Nutbush, Tennessee.
Occupation:Senior Legal Accounts Manager for Bernstein, Rothstein, Goldstein, Blankstein and Jackson.
One Thing No One Knows About You: My celebrity man-crush is Frank Sutton aka "Vince Carter" from Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
One Thing Everyone Knows About You: I'm a military man's, man, man.
Favorite Free Thing To Do: Recruiting civilians to join the Marines - then having ice cream at the mall.
Favorite Charity: Scaring teens straight at the local prison on a Saturday night.
Describe Your Perfect Day: Scaring teens straight at the local prison on a Saturday night.
Karen Bryant - played by Nikiya Mathis
Hometown: New York, NY
Favorite Free Thing To Do: I love dressing Goth and anonymously going to raves... don't ask why.
Peace Or Freedom: Give me freedom, cause I am not 'bout to let anyone, especially a man, keep me down!
One Thing Everyone Knows About You: People know not to come for me, unless I send for them!
Favorite Slang Term: "I'm booked".
Favorite Holiday: Martin Luther King, Jr.'s Birthday.
Carla - played by Q. Smith
Hometown: Jackson, Florida.
Occupation: Actress and hometown mascot of the Jr. Baseball League as a part-time job.
Weirdest Gift Received: Karaoke machine.
Favorite Holiday: My birthday! Duh!
Wine,Weed, Or Water? Weed. But only on weekends. The heat messes up my voice.
Unusual Skill: Drink beer upside down faster than any man! But a lady never gets drunk.
Words To Live By: "Take what is rightfully yours, jobs, men, and whatever else."
Matt - played by Danny Bruckert
Hometown: Syosset, Long Island,NY.
Occupation: Talent Agent.
Unusual Skill: I can whistle and hum simultaneously.
Celebrity Crush: Flo from the Progressive commercials.
Favorite Insult: "You Suck!!"
Favorite Charity:RANGA : Red and Nearly Ginger Association and the ASPCA.
Wine, Weed, Or Water? For real!? Beer!
Gussy May - played by Maia Wilson
Hometown: Flatwood, AL.
Occupation: Retired Madam... Now I'm strictly for Jesus!
Wine, Weed, Or Water? All Three PLEASE... Thank yaaa!
Words To Live By: Shut The Hell up an' let the Lord Do what he do!...(wrote a song about it).
Unusual Skill: I speak in tongues in my sleep among other things!
One Thing Everyone Knows About You: Holy Sexualness baby!
One Thing No One Knows About You: Well if I told you...then someone will know... NEXT!
Weirdest Gift You Have Received: Lingerie with the words I Love Jesus in gold lamé all over it.
Describe Your Perfect Day: A lovely winter's day watching my grandkids shovel snow... While I'm inside drinking cocoa!
Judge - played by Nikki Tillman
Hometown: Boston, MA.
Occupation: Civil Court Judge.
Favorite Slang Term: "Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That".
One Thing Everyone Knows About You: I’m never late and I love Pistachio Ice cream.
Favorite Free Thing To Do: Surveillance on my ex-husband and his new wife.
Describe Your Perfect Day: Any day where I can MIND MY BUSINESS and be left ALONE.
Celebrity Crush: Ice Cube (DISCLAIMER: However I do not condone his lyrics).
Brother Otis - played by David St. Louis
Hometown: Nutbush, TN.
Occupation: Piano Tuner.
Unusual Skill: I have perfect pitch.
One Thing No One Knows About You: I bite my toenails.
Words To Live By: You are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Favorite Insult: “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you".
Peace or Freedom: Peace. Rather sleep like a baby than fly free like a bird and get caught in an airplane engine and die.
Maxine Baptiste- played by Rose Jerome
Hometown: Valere, Haiti.
Occupation: Registered Nurse.
Wine, Weed, Or Water? Wine.
Favorite Slang Term: "Rete!"
Favorite Holiday: Christmas.
One Thing Everyone Knows About You: I cook the best griot.
Favorite Free Thing To Do: See my daughter Zoe in a show.